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My name is Fenster Ferguson. I am a 35 year-old male living in Los Angelos and working as a reporter for the national newspaper USA Post. Over my years as a journalist, I have become increasingly bored...
View ArticleTuesday, September 05, 2006
Iran Erects Giant Statue of Middle Finger to Welcome Kofi Annan TUESDAY - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran unveiled a giant marble statue today in the center of Tehran to welcome United...
View ArticleWednesday, September 06, 2006
Cruise Child Revealed To Be One of Triplets“Snooze” and “Booze” Cruise are unveiled to the world WEDNESDAY – Hours after CBS’s Katie Couric aired the first pictures of Tom and Katie Cruise’s child...
View ArticleThursday, September 07, 2006
Sorry about the shorter article. I was quite busy today. It might be a bit rough, considering I didnt really spend any time editing it. Also, I'm going to start posting the sites where I do my...
View ArticleFriday, September 08, 2006
Hello everybody. Unfortunately, Fenster is not going to be able to post an article today. He was mugged on the way home (in Los Angeles; whoulda thunk it?). The attacker is still being sought by...
View ArticleMonday, September 11, 2006
Out of respect for the day's significance, I'm not posting an article today. I'll resume butchering the news tomorrow. 9/11-never forget
View ArticleMonday, September 18, 2006
My sincere apologies to all for the tardiness of this update. I've been swamped with work on a special report for the USA Post, and then my computer crashed yesterday. The laptop gods have been...
View ArticleFriday, October 27, 2006
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FENSTER IS BACK!!!!That's right, I finally found some time to churn out a complete article for your exclusive reading pleasure. I have a list of ideas a mile long, believe me, but...
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